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i mean, just coming to new york was incredible and coming to america and then ed sullivan, we didn't know ed sullivan. i mean, it things you cannot plan. we came into heathrow in london from a -- on a plane from denmark. and ed was just flying into london from new york. but the fans were all around the airport. and he -- he just thought i better book these guys. he'd never heard us and we'd never heard of him. >> jimmy: wow. >> so you can't plan that. you know what i mean? "hey, there's a band we don't know. let's bring them over. okay. we're going to play for this guy we've never heard of." [ laughter ] you know? so, it's just something you couldn't plan but it was a great experience. >> jimmy: did you get to enjoy it or -- >> no, no, loved it. >> jimmy: you did? >> no, we loved it! >> jimmy: yeah. oh, my god, haven't you seen shots of me in the clubs? [ laughter ] looked like a crazy puppet. >> jimmy: yeah, i don't -- but the other thing i was thinking, the beatles, you had these looks. you had the mop top -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- and these tailored suits -- then turtlenecks and th
i mean, just coming to new york was incredible and coming to america and then ed sullivan, we didn't know ed sullivan. i mean, it things you cannot plan. we came into heathrow in london from a -- on a plane from denmark. and ed was just flying into london from new york. but the fans were all around the airport. and he -- he just thought i better book these guys. he'd never heard us and we'd never heard of him. >> jimmy: wow. >> so you can't plan that. you know what i mean?...
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you know -- >> jimmy: everyone loves him, i think, in america. i think, they act like they hate him. but i think everyone -- >> no, he's fabulous. >> jimmy: it's that piece of truth in the back of your brain, like, "i'm not going to be this mean. i'll just say, 'hey, nice job.'" but you really think, like, "that is crap!" [ laughter ] >> instead of saying, "you're really special. i thought you did a really great job. and vocally --" i mean, it's like, "it's terrible." just tell them. why waste their time? >> jimmy: do you do many celebrity impressions? like, you just started doing that, yes? >> i never used to. but you know, if you do a couple of celebrities on your show, it's sort of like people are more interested in you being a celebrity than being yourself. you know, it's like -- [ as arianna huffington ] "when i wanted to do arianna huffington. it's, oh, so easy for me." >> jimmy: that is pretty ne. >> "it's so easy for me. she sounds like zsa zsa gabor. or more like, eva gabor in 'green acres.' so that was easy." [ laughter ] yeah. and then
you know -- >> jimmy: everyone loves him, i think, in america. i think, they act like they hate him. but i think everyone -- >> no, he's fabulous. >> jimmy: it's that piece of truth in the back of your brain, like, "i'm not going to be this mean. i'll just say, 'hey, nice job.'" but you really think, like, "that is crap!" [ laughter ] >> instead of saying, "you're really special. i thought you did a really great job. and vocally --" i mean,...
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. >> i am president barack obama, saying good night, and god bless america. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the president, everybody! we'll be right back with more "late night." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what are you looking for, mom? a less creepy hotel-- but it's taking forever with these links. why don't you use bing? bing... wow, looks better already. (son) now use visual search. ooooh... martinique. let's go there! no. please don't go. indeed, you won't like martinique madam hey hun... they got a maze out back. hey lloyd (announcer) stop searching- start deciding... with bing- the decision engine from microsoft. what are you really buying? a shiny coat of paint? a list of features? what about the strength of the steel? the integrity of its design... or how it responds... in extreme situations? the deeper you look, the more you see the real differences. and the more you understand what it means to own a mercedes-benz. the c-class. see your authorized mercedes-benz dealer for special offers through mercedes-benz financial. ♪ a complete adult multivitamin in a gum
. >> i am president barack obama, saying good night, and god bless america. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the president, everybody! we'll be right back with more "late night." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what are you looking for, mom? a less creepy hotel-- but it's taking forever with these links. why don't you use bing? bing... wow, looks better already. (son) now use visual search. ooooh... martinique. let's go there! no. please don't go. indeed, you...
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climbed mountain peaks in south america and gambled with pirates off of the somali coast. i have seen the horror of war. and i have seen blood and death. ani understand finally just how awesome apple juice is. [ light laughter ] just so we are clear, orange juice is completely dead to me. when in my presence, please refer to it as 'that other juice.' i will know what you are talking about. love, michael." >> jimmy: oh, a great letter. [ applause ] let's check in with one of our bloggers, sara. do you have your letter? >> yes. "dear mom and dad, blogging for 'the jimmy fallon show' is sup awesome. i like working with the internet. it is super useful. you can find out stuff, like how to change the oil in your car or what the capital of spain is. it's madrid. you can also find out what your ex-boyfriend is doing and who he is hanging out with. like, who is the slut in the photo he uploaded to his facebook page yesterday? it is not even the same slut that was in the pictures from just two days ago. not that i am checking everyday or anything. it is just that the internet is my
climbed mountain peaks in south america and gambled with pirates off of the somali coast. i have seen the horror of war. and i have seen blood and death. ani understand finally just how awesome apple juice is. [ light laughter ] just so we are clear, orange juice is completely dead to me. when in my presence, please refer to it as 'that other juice.' i will know what you are talking about. love, michael." >> jimmy: oh, a great letter. [ applause ] let's check in with one of our...
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candice mixes business with pleasure on the newest blackberry curve, america's favorite smartphone, now even smarter. and rose is getting updated on h sleek and slim palm pixi. once again, bringing you the nation's best lineup of phones and its first and only wireless 4g network. deaf, hard-of-hearing and people with speech disabilities, access www.sprintrelay.com. so i got my nephew to build a website. i hired someone to make my website... five months ago. we are building a website by ourselves. announcer: there's an easier way. create your own small-business site with intuit websites. just choose a style that fits yo business and customize, publish and get found in three easy steps. sweet. all from just $4.99 a month, get a 30-day free trial at intuit.com. that keep you cool and dry have now inspired stayfree® to create a whole new level of comfort when it comes to your period. only stayfree® ultra thins have thermocontrol™. designed with the comfort of athletic fabrics in mind, stayfree® with thermocontrol™ quickly wicks moisture away for exceptional dryness. so you stay incre
candice mixes business with pleasure on the newest blackberry curve, america's favorite smartphone, now even smarter. and rose is getting updated on h sleek and slim palm pixi. once again, bringing you the nation's best lineup of phones and its first and only wireless 4g network. deaf, hard-of-hearing and people with speech disabilities, access www.sprintrelay.com. so i got my nephew to build a website. i hired someone to make my website... five months ago. we are building a website by...
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coming in seconplace th 48 hours and 10 minutes was every other man in america. [ laughter ] this is incredible, dubai opened the world's tallest skyscraper today, at 2,640 feet tall. when asked how many elevators, the guy who built it was like, "oh, crap! elevators! i can't believe it! [ laughter ] i have to make a checklist next time! what is this?" and finally, a man in italy said he stole candy from a store last week so that he could spend new year's eve in jail instead of with his wife and her family. [ laughter ] the judge called it a shameful, embarrassing -- actually pretty brilliant plan. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there! we're thrilled tonight to have rahzel sitting in with the roots right there! [ cheers and applause ] you were a member of the group from '95 to '99. then you went on to work with everyone from ben harper to bjork. >> yep. >> jimmy: how was work with bjork? ♪ [ beatboxes ] [ laughter ] that was ou
coming in seconplace th 48 hours and 10 minutes was every other man in america. [ laughter ] this is incredible, dubai opened the world's tallest skyscraper today, at 2,640 feet tall. when asked how many elevators, the guy who built it was like, "oh, crap! elevators! i can't believe it! [ laughter ] i have to make a checklist next time! what is this?" and finally, a man in italy said he stole candy from a store last week so that he could spend new year's eve in jail instead of with...
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be afraid, america, we're in trouble!" [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't want to hear that everyday now. >> i don't understand why people enjoy that carnival barker. i don't get it. [ laughter ] he's a scary man to me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's not like a morning drive time like, "good morning, everybody. we got some crazy -- oh, my god, you guys!" [ laughter ] you know. >> being a comic, i'm never up that early to listen to the morning zoo. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> but it's 10:00 to 12:00, eastern time. it's when my kids are at school, you know, i sit -- like the first day, there was a guy next door hammering during the show. so i opened the window and screamed, "hi, could you not hammer? we have a show today until 12." next day, day two, live, mmering again. >> jimmy: there you go. >> so, day three, he was a guest. [ laughter ] that's how it's going to work. that's the kind of show it is. >> jimmy: and you take phoners in? >> we take phone calls. yes. >> jimmy: i'm so excited. i'm so happy. >> and we have
be afraid, america, we're in trouble!" [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't want to hear that everyday now. >> i don't understand why people enjoy that carnival barker. i don't get it. [ laughter ] he's a scary man to me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's not like a morning drive time like, "good morning, everybody. we got some crazy -- oh, my god, you guys!" [ laughter ] you know. >> being a comic, i'm never up that early to listen to the morning...
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candice mixes business with pleasure on the newest blackberry curve, america's favorite smartphone, now even smarter. and rose is getting updated on her sleek and slim palm pixi. once again, bringing you the nation's best lineup of phones and its first and only wireless 4g network. deaf, hard-of-hearing and people with speech disabilities, access www.sprintrelay.com. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, i love it. thank you, guys. it sounded great. our first guest is an oscar-nominated actress, and grammy award-winning performer. her latest film "valentine's day" opens february 12th. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome queen latifah. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. thanks for coming back. >> what are you singing? >> jimmy: i know -- ♪ [ high-pitched singing ] >> that's wrong, that's wrong! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: imagine how nuts -- that must havmade you crazy doing that. >> it was hilarious. i couldn't stop laughing. >> jimmy: oh, we had so much fun. thanks for coming back on. >> i know, it's always so fun to be here. >> jimmy: i know, i know, i lov
candice mixes business with pleasure on the newest blackberry curve, america's favorite smartphone, now even smarter. and rose is getting updated on her sleek and slim palm pixi. once again, bringing you the nation's best lineup of phones and its first and only wireless 4g network. deaf, hard-of-hearing and people with speech disabilities, access www.sprintrelay.com. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, i love it. thank you, guys. it sounded great. our first guest is an...
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six weeks after jim started the business it took the best beer in america award. nobody had tried an american beer that had that kind of flavor. twenty years off, jim is still obsessed with boston lager. sam adams lager continues to win medals all over the world. that's pretty cool. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. and thank you so much for watching. and thanks for watching at home, too. i appreciate it. christmas is still a week away, but lucky for you guys, christmas is coming a little early tonight. that's right. break out the figgy pudding. it's time to play "dance your hat and gloves off." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ dance your hat and gloves off come on and dance them off ♪ >> jimmy: hello, everybody. welcome to "dance your hat and gloves off." please release the mirror ball. [ laughter ] smooth as silk. [ laughter ] this is a game where we put hats and gloves on people and make them dance until they fall off. higgins, who's on the dance floor tonight? >> steve: well, jimmy, coming to the stage are miliani donni, alyssa sh
six weeks after jim started the business it took the best beer in america award. nobody had tried an american beer that had that kind of flavor. twenty years off, jim is still obsessed with boston lager. sam adams lager continues to win medals all over the world. that's pretty cool. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. and thank you so much for watching. and thanks for watching at home, too. i appreciate it. christmas is still a week away, but lucky for you guys,...
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but when it airs over here in america it's on at 6:00 in the morning. >> yeah, it is. but if you care enough, you get up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but can't you just tape it and find out later? >> no, absolutely. that's the worst possible thing to do. then you know that you've lied to yourself, and if they lose you may think it's your fault. [ laughter ] it's a whole -- it was a whole psychology around british people and football you don't want to get into. that's a pandora's box you don't want to open. >> jimmy: okay, i won't do it. i won't touch it. but i'm psyched about the show you're doingn comedy central. it's you doing a little standup. and then you are hosting like four comedians. >> yeah, it's a normal standup show. >> did you find these guys or -- >> i find them. they're already great. like funny on the side of the street and rolled down a window and said, "you, kid, i'm going to make you a star." [ ughter ] no, they're all -- like maria bamford is one of my favorite comedians. janeane garofalo, brian posehn hannibal buress, who you've had on here. it's great.
but when it airs over here in america it's on at 6:00 in the morning. >> yeah, it is. but if you care enough, you get up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but can't you just tape it and find out later? >> no, absolutely. that's the worst possible thing to do. then you know that you've lied to yourself, and if they lose you may think it's your fault. [ laughter ] it's a whole -- it was a whole psychology around british people and football you don't want to get into. that's a pandora's...
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candice mixes business with pleasure on the newest blackberry curve, america's favorite smartphone, now even smarter. and rose is getting updated on her sleek and slim palm pixi. once again, bringing you the nation's best lineup of phones and its first and only wireless 4g network. deaf, hard-of-hearing and people with speech disabilities, access www.sprintrelay.com. i just use the gps on my cell phone. i get turn-by-turn directions that show me right where i need to go. i do my taxes the same way-- with the turbo tax federal free edition. it guides me through my return, step by step. it's free to prepare, free to print, free to e-file, and helps get me to my maximum refund, guaranteed. man: do your simple federal return for free at turbotax.com. anncr vo: ...you can get help gwith a flat tire.... anncr vo: ...find a nearby tow truck or gas station... anncr vo: ...call emergency services... anncr vo: ...collect accident information. anncr vo: or just watch some fun videos. anncr vo: it's so easy, a caveman can do it. caveman: unbelievable... caveman: where's my coat? it was suede with t
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here ♪ ♪ and it's no comparison the difference is quite clear ♪ ♪ plus we white bread brother's like americas nightmare ♪ ♪ i do my own so show like regis ♪ ♪ to talk about the way these rappers is egregious ♪ ♪ get that money you smart as a crash dummy that's funny ♪ ♪ mami, you miss me don't you haters, wish you could hit me, don't you ♪ ♪ you should call me uncle i understand, i'm back by popular demand that new c-l slide ♪ ♪ outside of popeye's tin' chicken and fries yeah, come holla at your uncle ♪ ♪ i understand, i'm back by popular demand damn, the boy's back from pushing a mountain ♪ ♪ of snowcaps or avoiding the kojak the pioneer of the co-rap i'm dancin' ♪ ♪ with the stars steppin' on blow doin' the toe-tap the return like ♪ ♪ i had it on lojack it made its way home like a road map i fathered this ♪ ♪ if i misled any kid that's fatherless that burden's on my soul as long as i exist ♪ ♪ generation lost they sayin' they can't reach us the answer is the lord like ♪ ♪ saturday night fever i kept it in the crib it made me a light sleepe
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candice mixes business with pleasure on the newest blackberry curve, america's favorite smartphone, now even smarter. and rose is getting updated on her sleek and slim palm pixi. once again, bringing you the nation's best lineup of phones and its first and only wireless 4g network. deaf, hard-of-hearing and people with speech disabilities, access www.sprintrelay.com. a day on the days that you have arthritis pain, you could end up taking 4 times the number... of pills compared to aleve. choose aleve and you could start taking fewer pills. just 2 aleve have the strength... to relieve arthritis pain all day. you're just in the movie now, instead of just watching it. you're actually in the movie. it's just truly truly immersive. now is a great time to get a high definition led tv. we'll take the tv out to your house. we'll haul away your old one no problem. just take out that old one, like that. and we recycle it for free. you're getting a better tv. it's just so clear, so clean. it's like looking out the window. [ male announcer ] get the ultra-thin, 46-inch samsung led tv -- with 3-years
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candice mixes business with pleasure on the newest blackberry curve, america's favorite smartphone, now even smarter. and rose is getting updated on her sleek and slim palm pixi. once again, bringing you the nation's best lineup of phones and its first and only wireless 4g network. deaf, hard-of-hearing and people with speech disabilities, access www.sprintrelay.com. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. thank you for watching. i was surfing the worldwide inner web the other day. and i read about a giant feud brewing between wilford brimley's mustache and larry bird's mustache from the '80s. you guys hear about this? for some reason they absolutely hate each other. well, they're about to do battle on our sister station, the steel network. so, let's switch on over for "ultimate mustache fighter." [ cheers and applause ] >> ultimate mustache fighter presents -- brimley, '80s bird. deathstache iv: held unshaven. >> jimmy: welcome to "ultimate mustache fighter. deathstache iv: held unshaven." i'm brock leonard. th me, as always, professor barry starr. barry, we got a hot one t
candice mixes business with pleasure on the newest blackberry curve, america's favorite smartphone, now even smarter. and rose is getting updated on her sleek and slim palm pixi. once again, bringing you the nation's best lineup of phones and its first and only wireless 4g network. deaf, hard-of-hearing and people with speech disabilities, access www.sprintrelay.com. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. thank you for watching. i was surfing the worldwide inner web the other...